Lanyard beads for knives

[jbastings]

Hi!! Anyone got suggestions for unique lanyard beads for knives? I’m not talking about the usual mass-produced stuff—looking for something with personality or a bit of craftsmanship behind it. Animal heads, Norse themes, steampunk styles, anything that stands out without being too bulky. I’ve seen some cool pieces in bronze and titanium, but prices are all over the place. Are there any small makers or hidden gems out there worth checking out? I’d love to add something original to my EDC setup that’s both functional and a conversation starter.
Thanks for any suggestions

 

[Gemsbok]

Maybe too "mass produced" maybe not. Lots of supplies inventory and tools too.
https://www.mamasminerals.com/

 

[roostercogburn98]

Fucking jingle knives to match the jingle trucks and AK47s lol

 

[kl3309]

...I’d love to add something original to my EDC setup that’s both functional and a conversation starter...

Start conversatin' bead-boy.

 

[roostercogburn98]

Start conversatin' bead-boy.
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[Im2bent]

Why would you ask this in the pit.

 

[Hecouldgoalltheway]

JBB knives makes probably the most collectible beads and trinkets I've ever seen. I've known Brad for 30 years. He lives about 4 miles from me. The prices are downright shocking, but they are almost impossible to get and only gain value every year. More of an investment than anything. I personally don't understand the trend, but I don't have to.

 

[DeathBeforeDismount]

Knife nerds are fucking weird. It's like bedazzling your anal plug so the boys at the lollipop club can ID you from the rear?

 

[roostercogburn98]

It's like bedazzling your anal plug so the boys at the lollipop club can ID you from the rear?

Real life experience talking here, listen closely folks

 

[Ronin22]

Why do knives need lanyard beads?

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Why do knives need lanyard beads?

To match the tassels on his leather vest and assless chaps?

 

[Holliday]

Knife nerds are fucking weird.

Yeah, you’re not weird in the least.

 

[Ronin22]

To match the tassels on his leather vest and assless chaps?

Aren't all chaps assless?

 

[91Eunozs]

To match the tassels on his leather vest and assless chaps?

and mah “git back” whip!

 

[Aftermath]

Hi!! Anyone got suggestions for unique lanyard beads for knives? I’m not talking about the usual mass-produced stuff—looking for something with personality or a bit of craftsmanship behind it. Animal heads, Norse themes, steampunk styles, anything that stands out without being too bulky. I’ve seen some cool pieces in bronze and titanium, but prices are all over the place. Are there any small makers or hidden gems out there worth checking out? I’d love to add something original to my EDC setup that’s both functional and a conversation starter.
Thanks for any suggestions

First post and it's about anal beads? As a conversation starter, no less.

 

[akmike47]

It’s retarded what that people pay for these gay beads and shit. This is the only one you need, a pussy with discharge. Just like you.

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2019 sign up with one post and it’s this thread, probably a scammer trying to look legit

 

[Aftermath]

It’s retarded what that people pay for these gay beads and shit.

Fixed it for you.

 

[akmike47]

Fixed it for you.

That’s more accurate, did you see my edit?

 

[Aftermath]

That’s more accurate, did you see my edit?

Crazy shit.

Your original...I was going to edit it to say. "It's only retarded people that pay for these gay beads and shit." I think all 3 versions work fairly well.

Still...6 year old account, first post...I'd say the glow flags should be up.

 

[akmike47]

Crazy shit.

Your original...I was going to edit it to say. "It's only retarded people that pay for these gay beads and shit." I think all 3 versions work fairly well.

Still...6 year old account, first post...I'd say the glow flags should be up.

My mommy says I’m special

 

[Aftermath]

My mommy says I’m special

OP: "Hey, man! I noticed those gay ass anal beads you got hanging from your EDC kanife, man. Man, those are cool anal beads there, broh. Do they help you get off, I mean, get your EDC kanife out faster or what, man? I bet they do, too. I know I saw a guy on just killing it on GTA and I started chatting with him, you know, quiet so Mom couldn't hear, and he was like...dude, ya gotta try out these new anal beads you put on yer EDC kanife. I'm savin' up for some. Ya like yers?"

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Aren't all chaps assless?

They are. Cowboys wear britches and chaps over them. His type (Rob Halford) delete the britches.

 

[Aftermath]

@ all the mods...keep an eye on this dumb fuck OP @jbastings

 

[XP1K]

Fucking jingle knives to match the jingle trucks and AK47s lol

And the miss me jeans.

 

[Longshot231]

Start conversatin' bead-boy.
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[kl3309]

Her face as she's making 2-stroke noises:

 

[paulrem308]

Her face as she's making 2-stroke noises:
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Looks like enjoying that a little to much. Which one of you magnificent bastards is the culprit.

 

[roostercogburn98]

OP: "Hey, man! I noticed those gay ass anal beads you got hanging from your EDC kanife, man. Man, those are cool anal beads there, broh. Do they help you get off, I mean, get your EDC kanife out faster or what, man? I bet they do, too. I know I saw a guy on just killing it on GTA and I started chatting with him, you know, quiet so Mom couldn't hear, and he was like...dude, ya gotta try out these new anal beads you put on yer EDC kanife. I'm savin' up for some. Ya like yers?"

Bruh, it’s bruh

 

[Bigfatcock]

For the price of jbb anal beads you would be better off buying 1 gram 24k beads. The benefit is the 24k beads will be flashier so more people will notice you getting out of your jeep gladiator at the rest stop.

 

[roostercogburn98]

For the price of jbb anal beads you would be better off buying 1 gram 24k beads. The benefit is the 24k beads will be flashier so more people will notice you getting out of your jeep gladiator at the rest stop.

That’s just mean

 

[mtwarych]

I kept an original Gerber Guardian on my H-harness. I had a short length of paracord with 20 beads so I could keep track of paces.

I'm not sure why others have baubles and trinkets attached to their knives, that sounds clinky and noisey to me.

I will have to check out the site above and see what's up. Is this the version of charm bracelets but for men?

 

[akmike47]

Bruh, it’s bruh

 

[akmike47]

Just paracord has worked on my Emerson for years, but it has an actual purpose do to the “wave”. Real Emerson not the gerber knockoff.

 

[roostercogburn98]

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[Redmanss]

Just paracord has worked on my Emerson for years, but it has an actual purpose do to the “wave”. Real Emerson not the gerber knockoff.

Huh? An Emerson needs paracord to make the Wave work? Shit, I've had more issues getting it out of my pocket without opening when I didn't want it to than I ever had it not opening to full lock.

ETA: The OP us just another faggot spammer with the edit for the link to gay ass lanyard beads. I'd report it to the mods, but too much Bear Pit goodness is in here to let go to waste...

 

[akmike47]

Huh? An Emerson needs paracord to make the Wave work? Shit, I've had more issues getting it out of my pocket without opening when I didn't want it to than I ever had it not opening to full lock.

It was on it when I got it, assumed they were sold that way. You grab the cord with your pinky and the handle comes out right in your hand instead of having to adjust your grip grabbing it by pinching the end of the knife. Well, it’s supposed to open taking it out lol

 

[sirhrmechanic]

This thread is going exactly the way we expected…

Except not much beer yet.

Knife beads… wrong forum to bring that up! ;-)

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I kept an original Gerber Guardian on my H-harness. I had a short length of paracord with 20 beads so I could keep track of paces.

I'm not sure why others have baubles and trinkets attached to their knives, that sounds clinky and noisey to me.

I will have to check out the site above and see what's up. Is this the version of charm bracelets but for men?

Dummy cord and ranger beads… your use of both is acceptable!!!

Sirhr

 

[Longshot231]

This thread is going exactly the way we expected…

Except not much beer yet.

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Knife beads… wrong forum to bring that up! ;-)

Sirhr

Only 271 days left...

 

[mtwarych]

Just paracord has worked on my Emerson for years, but it has an actual purpose do to the “wave”. Real Emerson not the gerber knockoff.

Yeah well, My dog is bigger than yours and my dad can beat up your dad.

My Loveless Gerber Guardian has a serial number on it! AND! it's mint, I practiced with a rubber knife of the same exact size.

I won't even bring up my Loveless Mark1 and Mark2.

 

[akmike47]

Yeah well, My dog is bigger than yours and my dad can beat up your dad.

My Loveless Gerber Guardian has a serial number on it! AND! it's mint, I practiced with a rubber knife of the same exact size.

I won't even bring up my Loveless Mark1 and Mark2.

My dad an make your dad his wife.

I practice with chopsticks, you never know