If I get a check, it will probably be enough to bump me into the next tax bracket. Double Whammy!
Diversify Yo bonds.....This just gave me an idea.
Let's say you're a poor. But you want to 'get into the market', yet you see those Apple and Amazon stock prices are WAY over your poor price range.
So me and my homies over at Wu Tang Financial buy Apple/Amazon shares and on paper, 'split' them into 10 smaller shares for the poors. So basically, you can buy 1/10 of that stock you can't afford. We tag on a little premium and processing fee and you now have Apple stock that is always 1/10 the market value.
If you want to sell it because you need new rims, the new XBOX is out or you wanted to diversify into scratch off lottery tickets, you can sell it back, at 1/10 current market value (less fees and processing) to us at any time.
Does this exist? It's basically a buy here/pay here stock brokership with 0 associated risk.
This just gave me an idea.
Let's say you're a poor. But you want to 'get into the market', yet you see those Apple and Amazon stock prices are WAY over your poor price range.
So me and my homies over at Wu Tang Financial buy Apple/Amazon shares and on paper, 'split' them into 10 smaller shares for the poors. So basically, you can buy 1/10 of that stock you can't afford. We tag on a little premium and processing fee and you now have Apple stock that is always 1/10 the market value.
If you want to sell it because you need new rims, the new XBOX is out or you wanted to diversify into scratch off lottery tickets, you can sell it back, at 1/10 current market value (less fees and processing) to us at any time.
Does this exist? It's basically a buy here/pay here stock brokership with 0 associated risk.
This just gave me an idea.
Let's say you're a poor. But you want to 'get into the market', yet you see those Apple and Amazon stock prices are WAY over your poor price range.
So me and my homies over at Wu Tang Financial buy Apple/Amazon shares and on paper, 'split' them into 10 smaller shares for the poors. So basically, you can buy 1/10 of that stock you can't afford. We tag on a little premium and processing fee and you now have Apple stock that is always 1/10 the market value.
If you want to sell it because you need new rims, the new XBOX is out or you wanted to diversify into scratch off lottery tickets, you can sell it back, at 1/10 current market value (less fees and processing) to us at any time.
Does this exist? It's basically a buy here/pay here stock brokership with 0 associated risk.
Mine will be going to the IRS to pay my taxes this year.
I might have enough left over for a pack of gummy bears.
Does this make me a "POOR"
Only if you buy non-Haribo gummy bears (sour patch kids being the only acceptable substitute).Mine will be going to the IRS to pay my taxes this year.
I might have enough left over for a pack of gummy bears.
Does this make me a "POOR"
So much this. ANY gummy bears that are not Haribo are for poors and communist. Sour Patch Kids are obviously excluded.Only if you buy non-Haribo gummy bears (sour patch kids being the only acceptable substitute).
what about the other bailouts? (Companies)
Some for .gov parasites. I mean “workers”How is any of this effecting the welfare class? Other than not having TP to wipe their ass?
They get food stamps, healthcare, subsidized housing and a check deposited in their account.
Why should they get another check?
How is any of this effecting the welfare class? Other than not having TP to wipe their ass?
They get food stamps, healthcare, subsidized housing and a check deposited in their account.
Why should they get another check?
Because they will blow it on rims and phones.
Luckily, I married a poor and had 2 poor kids or I wouldn’t be getting one either.I don’t get a check.
So everyone under $99k as an individual gets a check. Under $150,000 as a married couple is getting a check. Head of house hold limit is $112,000. Kids get a check regardless of income.
I guess that means 85-90% of the US population is poors...
200k for married couple.... ironic how 200k could be classified as “the poors”
Poors you are welcome. Keep making the same shitty decisions, and wondering why thing don't change.
If it were only this simple.
Cereal talk: Truly educating the poors on condoms or birth control would severely help. Impoverished people making more impoverished people isnt usually a good recipe.
Coffee talk: Sure, then for the good of the economy we can just import millions to take their place.
Not saying they CANT have kids, lets just wait a bit more time until they start pumping them out.
Sure, just need a kid permit/license. I nominate you to have the power to decide.