News that should be fake

[QuickNDirty]

Oh shit, y'all. It's da popo!

http://fox59.com/2018/05/06/police-...on-squad-cars-to-relate-with-young-residents/

 

[oneshot86]

and talk baby talk to them

fuckin tards, are we going backwards or what

 

[MtnCreek]

They know their customer.

 

[W54/XM-388]

I still think they should simply state DOG or are they using some other species of Canine that is not generally known as DOG

 

[pmclaine]

Yes let's dumb everyone down "to get along".

No standards no principles....

Just dumb.

 

[CrazyHorse_mk14]

Sheeeat cuz need some spinners on that whip, that way when stopped at the jailhouse.... they still spinning

K-9 = fucking dog yo
Swat= call a duty and shit
Narcotics= snitches
Homicide= Homo

 

[MtnCreek]

^ Internal Affairs could be changed to Dindu Nuffin.

 

[mdmp5]

Reminds me of the ebonics sheet that circulated back in the late 90s