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Legendary Thread Reference

There's some gold in here.
 
These are highly entertaining.

 
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Warning on this. Holy wall of Fudd text in this one. Enjoy.
 
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Nominated by @johnnycat
 
Funny thread. Reading comprehension required.
 


^ Building a refinery...and a display of ignorance in sending personal information to THEIS in a PM
 
The funny part is... @THEIS didn't need her to send anything to dox her and she did anyway.


^ Building a refinery...and a display of ignorance in sending personal information to THEIS in a PM
 
This should lead to some laughs.
 
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Nominated for the sextant comments, new units of measurement, and in honor of Snipers Hide Mil vs MOA month which is now commemorated in February. Congrats @TriggerJerk! and the others for your contributions mentioned which brought much needed levity. Not in any way nominated for the things that the OP posted.
 
I now be famous :)
At least you're famous for something good (funny new unit of measurement) and not for stupidity. Lots of Florida Men (the idiots that are caught doing something stupid like marrying an alligator) are famous and I'd never brag about that. It is entertaining to type in "Florida man *insert month and day*".
 

Nominated for the sextant comments, new units of measurement, and in honor of Snipers Hide Mil vs MOA month which is now commemorated in February. Congrats @TriggerJerk! and the others for your contributions mentioned which brought much needed levity. Not in any way nominated for the things that the OP posted.
Thank you sir. With the power being out in Texas I had time on my hands and needed some humor. I just sought, and received, a great deal of like minded support. And had a lot of fun along the way!

And @Rocketvapor played his part. MILOA will live in infamy.
 
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At least you're famous for something good (funny new unit of measurement) and not for stupidity. Lots of Florida Men (the idiots that are caught doing something stupid like marrying an alligator) are famous and I'd never brag about that. It is entertaining to type in "Florida man *insert month and day*".



Marrying an alligator? Nah, that's not Florida man, that's more like UK woman...

Real Florida Man? Catches an alligator with bare hands, slaughters and butchers it with a Spyderco pocket knife, eats every part of it, and then uses the tail to beat the shit out of his neighbor for stealing his marijuana plants...

Get yer' geography correct fellas!
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Marrying an alligator? Nah, that's not Florida man, that's more like UK woman...

Real Florida Man? Catches an alligator with bare hands, slaughters and butchers it with a Spyderco pocket knife, eats every part of it, and then uses the tail to beat the shit out of his neighbor for stealing his marijuana plants...

Get yer' geography correct fellas! View attachment 7558605
Couldn't think of a good real one off the top of my head. Wanted to differentiate between Florida Man and Trump.
 
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Anyone remember the thread about the horrible Taxidermist. I forget his name
 

Added for hilarity and the truth of this crazy place.
 

Currently going.
Reason for nomination. The Veer_g created Cockfag award was bestowed for only the second time. Also OP was teasing the Bancat Handler himself (never a smart thing to do).
 
Figured it'd be nice to have a place to go to find some of the Legendary threads. They can be old ones (like gecko45), newer ones (like buddly or recoil control bipods), or even as a place to check what looks like it might turn into a Legendary thread. I've seen a few times where different members have said that they wish they'd known about the thread sooner.

Friendly reminder. Don't necro a thread without a good reason on threads that are open.

Anyone can add a new link that they think deserves Legendary Status. If there is a new thread currently running I might not get there in time.
Thanks much!
 
Yet to be properly legendary though. OP and friends kind of a let down.
I sorta agree but it could turn more Legendary. Didn't want anyone to miss out since it is in the New Member section. From my starting post of this thread.

"even as a place to check what looks like it might turn into a Legendary thread. I've seen a few times where different members have said that they wish they'd known about the thread sooner."
 

I am highly surprised none of you added this already.
 
Here's one of my favorites
 
Nominated by carbonbased. Active with an active responder. Keep it within the limits since it is in Bolt Action and not the Pit. (edit: lay off the dog pile. Mod direction. Still a good read though.)

Remember anyone can add to this thread if they think it is truly worthy. I'm not in all of the subforums.

 
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RIP that thread ... it had the beginnings of being truly legendary.

Although, in some ways, the opening three sentences captured above sums up most of what we needed to know ...
 
This one's almost getting some traction: https://www.snipershide.com/shooting/threads/what-are-your-gear-choices.7092428/

If it doesn't attain Legendary Thread status, it contains one of @TheGerman's best posts ever, which deserves to not be buried there, but captured here for posterity:

As far as 'what equipment'; well, I'm light years ahead of basically everyone at this point.


I have things you people wouldn't believe.

Entire hillsides on fire from tracer machine gun fire off the shoulder of southern Utah.

I watched full power IR lasers glitter in the dark near your mom's house while streaming restricted porn channels on my GoTenna.

All those moments will be lost in time, like Bender's virginity.

Time to find more rare custom Crye combat pants.

For the young people who have no idea why this is so good:

 
This one's almost getting some traction: https://www.snipershide.com/shooting/threads/what-are-your-gear-choices.7092428/

If it doesn't attain Legendary Thread status, it contains one of @TheGerman's best posts ever, which deserves to not be buried there, but captured here for posterity:



For the young people who have no idea why this is so good:


Agreed on the nomination. @The King description of this site is good.

"You are aware this is a gay shooting site for the mentally challenged, right?"
 
I enjoyed this when it was going on.
 
This isn’t our normal legendary thread but I think the outcome is legendary...

Do you enjoy a story full of ups and downs with a happy ending? Do you like American heroes, suspense, nanner trees, people of questionable sexual orientations, hog wrangling, moon pies, and so much more?

This threads for you then.
 
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Btw I'm disappointed in a lot of you that have posted in those threads. I had to find these threads through the Snipers Hide Newsletter email.
 
85% of my likes have been nuked along with many of those wonderful pit threads that went sideways.